The Way We Were

The Way We Were: 1973 Romantic Drama starring Robert Redford, Barbara Streisand. Directed by Sidney Pollack.




Marc Horton Plot Synopsis: A good-looking, popular, athletic Yalie falls in love with an ugly, humorless, Commie sympathizer who tries to rally her fellow students to the Kremlin's efforts in Civil War Spain.

He's a pragmatic WASP with friends named "Muffy" and "Charles Emerson Winchester III." She's an idealistic Jewish political agitator whose only friend is fellow Trotskyite James Woods. Implausibly, Redford's drawn to her. Even more implausibly, his friends don't organize an intervention.

Years go by. Redford's in the Navy. Streisand irons her hair straight (honest, they make a big deal out of it). They run into each other at a pish-posh party and make an accidental hook-up. She becomes desperately clingy. He fails to get a restraining order.

Another chance encounter on the street months later leads to romance. This time he stays around despite the fact that she is incapable of getting along with other humans. They move to Hollywood so Redford can pursue his writing career. He wants to make movies; Streisand wants him to write novels. He compromises to get his movie made; she marches off to Washington to defend her First Amendment rights at the HUAC hearings. Still, he stands by her.

The only thing the characters even superficially address is their cultural differences. She says her mother insists that the baby be named after her grandmother, "Shlemackel" or something. He laughs and they both fall to the sandy beach. Aaaah.

After all that, he bolts because - I dunno - because Hollywood producers in the 70s wanted a tear-jerker ending.

Money Quote:

Streisand: "Is it because I'm not attractive?"

Redford: (blank stare)

Re-write: "In a word: 'Yes.' "

Political Incorrect Movie Review: Streisand strains to prove her Marxist bona fides, but brings Redford along for box-office ballast.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: Western Comedy Buddy Pic directed by George Roy Hill, starring Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Katherine Ross, 1969.



Marc Horton plot synopsis: Outlaws team up to rob a train, things go sour, they end up in Bolivia. But not before riding "the girl" around on the handlebars of a bicycle. Spend a lot of time getting chased by Pinkerton men. They get shot at a lot. They famously jump off a cliff. And they go out in a blaze of glory.

The hype: Teaming up with superstar Newman made a star out of Redford. Nominated for a bagful of Oscars, including Director and Picture. Won for Cinematrography and Song (Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head).

The reality: Starting from the time Ross gets paraded around on the handlebars and that stupid song played, I was so bored I kept looking at the clock, hoping it would end.

Politically Incorrect Movie Review: Acid Rain Keeps Falling In My Eyes.